Jani Helle is generally considered by most independent observers to be the most dangerous man in Oceana. It is impossible to tell exactly how many innocent souls have been slain with his brutal sarcasm and cutting raised eyebrow.

As part of his rule of terror Jani has occupied many government positions, including, for a chilling time, Prime Minister.

Interestingly his deadly reputation has made him very popular with voters. While he has always campaigned under his official slogan "Helle Yeah!" you are far more likely to see people wearing badges declaring "We'll send you to Helle!". After all "Our prime minister could beat up your prime minister" is the true heart of international relations.